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Three paragraphs encapsulating the essence of my being. Choose one.

A) I like the smell of grapefruit and oranges, and saying the syllable "ju" as in "Jewish," "juice," and my personal favourite, "jujubes." Clearly, this makes the names "Julia" and "Julian/en" most palatable. One of the best sounds is a really crisp apple being bitten into for the first time. Like a really good Royal Gala, or an Ambrosia... McIntoshes are good for nothing except being covered in hardened red sugar.

B) You know when you bathe and your fingernails get soft and you touch a towel? That's second worst, tied with Kleenex rubbing a piece of plain paper. The worst is cotton balls and teeth.

C) I just made a perfect little biodegradable, Eco-friendly bowl out of half a kiwi. Too bad it makes everything taste like kiwi.

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  • Current Residence: Canada
  • Favourite style of art: Good

What I learned this morning upon waking up

Tue Oct 27, 2009, 12:08 AM
  • Mood: Drooling
  • Listening to: Jim's voice. I could listen all day. In fact I try
This morning, I witnessed the beginning of our solar system in a dream.

The sun was originally a small flat bar of orange, much like a 1x4 line of pixels. It then unfolded itself a few times (similar to a bamboo mat for rolling sushi) and was four lines or varying length on top of each other... once again very pixellated. Then one line lengthened forever along the horizon, then heightened... like the opposite motion of the light of a TV screen turning off... suddenly WILD SATURN HAS APPEARED! Not actually... well actually kinda yeah it was pretty big and out there, and vibrant as fuck.

And then all the planets were hanging out at the pub later. Turns out that the reason that the planets are in the order that they're in is because Venus, a big pink balloon with giant breasts was too attracted to Mars and kept messing with his orbit accidentally from floating over too close, so Earth intervened and separated them to avoid a planetary collision. Shortly after, Venus popped and was replaced by the most convenient, qualified balloon: a small red one hovering near the window, because it had a very Goldilocks/Littlest Bear quality to it... not too big, not too small, just right.

Afterwards I had another crazy dream about The Office... too long and strange of a storyline to get into there. Let's just say after I realized no matter how much Jim Halpert loved me, he would always choose Pam over me (which I was fine with, it's CLEARLY the right thing) some crazy stuff happened involving a plastic car bed owned by Dwight's cousin Mose that actually drove, and Karen took me on a date with the car, and Dwight got really angry and yelled at her. More happened but it's pretty vague. It's funny because I'm completely straight. (Haha yeah... that's the funny part...)

I have thus concluded that I should stop watching episodes online until 4 am every night. I passed borderline obsessed about 26 episodes ago into obsessed... going on ridiculous, but it'll never get there. I promise you that. I've just been meaning to watch every episode for a while, so I'm just getting it done while I have time.

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*LadyCarnal Mar 14, 2009, 12:58:18 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: :hug:

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Please, viste my gallery [link] or my prints [link] Thanks :)
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~pro-amateur Feb 21, 2009, 1:18:15 PM
glad it made you laugh! :giggle: ... thanks for the comment by the way.
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~Irineya Dec 17, 2008, 2:50:34 AM


Merry Christmas!

I'm leaving dA before the 24th and I couldnt go away without saying something to you.

your stamp is just.. something

:santa:

Tania


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Muito mais é o que nos une, que aquilo que nos separa.
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~baby-alien91 Dec 17, 2008, 11:09:10 PM
Oh well thank you very much :) I took a quick flip through your gallery, and you have some lovely shots in there!!

:heart: Merry Christmas :heart:
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