The sun was originally a small flat bar of orange, much like a 1x4 line of pixels. It then unfolded itself a few times (similar to a bamboo mat for rolling sushi) and was four lines or varying length on top of each other... once again very pixellated. Then one line lengthened forever along the horizon, then heightened... like the opposite motion of the light of a TV screen turning off... suddenly WILD SATURN HAS APPEARED! Not actually... well actually kinda yeah it was pretty big and out there, and vibrant as fuck.
And then all the planets were hanging out at the pub later. Turns out that the reason that the planets are in the order that they're in is because Venus, a big pink balloon with giant breasts was too attracted to Mars and kept messing with his orbit accidentally from floating over too close, so Earth intervened and separated them to avoid a planetary collision. Shortly after, Venus popped and was replaced by the most convenient, qualified balloon: a small red one hovering near the window, because it had a very Goldilocks/Littlest Bear quality to it... not too big, not too small, just right.
Afterwards I had another crazy dream about The Office... too long and strange of a storyline to get into there. Let's just say after I realized no matter how much Jim Halpert loved me, he would always choose Pam over me (which I was fine with, it's CLEARLY the right thing) some crazy stuff happened involving a plastic car bed owned by Dwight's cousin Mose that actually drove, and Karen took me on a date with the car, and Dwight got really angry and yelled at her. More happened but it's pretty vague. It's funny because I'm completely straight. (Haha yeah... that's the funny part...)
I have thus concluded that I should stop watching episodes online until 4 am every night. I passed borderline obsessed about 26 episodes ago into obsessed... going on ridiculous, but it'll never get there. I promise you that. I've just been meaning to watch every episode for a while, so I'm just getting it done while I have time.